del.icio.us links for 2006-05-03

• NASA Announces Plan To Launch $700 Million Into Space | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: Officials at the Kennedy Space Center announced Tuesday that they have set Aug. 6 as the date for launching $700 million from the Denarius IV spacecraft, the largest and most expensive mission to date in NASA's unmanned monetary-ejection program. (humor nasa news space theonion us)
• Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: As major corporations continue to move their manufacturing operations to Mexico, waves of job-seeking Mexican immigrants to the U.S. have begun making the journey back across the border in search of better-paying Mexican-based American jobs. (humor immigration mexico news theonion us)