del.icio.us links for 2005-11-24

• CNN.com - Turkey gobbled up in 12 minutes - Nov 23, 2005: A day before millions of Americans sit down to eat traditional Thanksgiving dinners, a Virginia woman grabbed the world turkey-eating title on Wednesday by gobbling down a whole roast bird in 12 minutes. (food news sport turkey us virginia weird)
• Living photos use bacteria as pixels | Science Blog: Scientists at UC San Francisco have engineered bacteria to create living photographs that weigh in at 100 megapixels per square inch. Their first subject: The Flying Spaghetti Monster! (fsm funny microbiology news photography science sploid)
• Why Does Everybody Hate Me? | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: The only way I could get anyone to talk to me was by promising this one guy I'd make his stupid legal thrillers into bestsellers in exchange for his immortal soul. (evil humor rant religion theonion weird)